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His physique doesn’t really warrant foregoing a shirt, but maybe he’s just really proud of the giant cross tattoo on his arm.
The picture isn’t the funniest part of his dating profile, however.
He’s decked out in armor and has a long sword slung casually over his shoulder as he looks off to the side, as if to say, “I’m too cool to look directly at the camera.” Evidence suggests this type of photo is very attractive to online daters.
According to Ok Cupid’s data crunchers, “Men’s photos are most effective when they look away from the camera and don’t smile.” And then there’s his one-sentence About section: “I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.” Playful, self-deprecating, and original.
Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.
“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?
He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.“We come outside and we see my car’s on fire,” Jake continues.Clearly, he’s someone with a healthy sense of humor (and possibly heroic aspirations). Pictures on Tinder are extremely important for a first impression, so kudos to Reid on sending a positive, original, and funny vibe to date prospects on the app.This anonymous Ok Cupid user, featured by Buzzfeed, already had our attention with his oh-so-original shirtless bathroom selfie.